We were in the supermarket last night getting most of the Christmas food shopping purchased. It was pretty busy.

One enormously muscled old age pensioner (wearing an improbably tight polo shirt and barely able to walk) was belligerently ripping packets of cake open and chewing on the contents... Quite openly stealing without any regard for his criminality or the fact that he could easily have been arrested.

His geriatric female partner looked like an off-duty prostitute with her white stilettos, bruised bare legs, micro skirt, full face make-up and cropped white fake fur bolero jacket. A slice of the North East.