Showing posts with label movies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label movies. Show all posts

Saturday, 8 April 2017

Suicide Squad

We saw the 3rd DC Comics movie last night - Suicide Squad.
It was pretty decent.

The trailers were very misrepresentative.
Will Smith was clearly the lead actor with Margot Robbie as lead actress.
The trailers marginalised Will Smith in favour of the Joker - who was essentually a cameo (like Batman).

The baddies were very scary and weird.
Like something out of Dr Strange?



Wednesday, 22 March 2017

Bad superhero movies...

With the excellent track record of the modern Marvel movies, people tend to forget how many bad superhero/comic adaptation movies and TV series have been produced e.g.:
  1. The Dark Knight Rises
  2. Iron Man 2 & 3 
  3. Fantastic Four (all 3 films)
  4. Batman & Robin
  5. Green Lantern
  6. Ghost Rider 1 & 2
  7. Kick-Ass 2
  8. Blade: Trinity
  9. Catwoman
  10. Supergirl (1984)
  11. Spawn
  12. Judge Dredd
  13. The Crow: City of Angels
  14. Avengers: Age of Ultron
  15. The Incredible Hulk (2008) 
  16. Batman (Tim Burton) 
  17. Batman Returns (Tim Burton) 
  18. Spider-man (Tobey Maguire)
  19. Batman Forever
  20. The Wolverine (2013)
  21.  X-Men The Last Stand
  22.  X-Men Apocalypse
  23. Darkman
  24. The Phantom
  25. Mystery Men
  26. Hellboy
  27. V for Vendetta
  28. Hancock
  29. The Green Hornet
An example of bad film making is this:

In the first Wolverine movie Logan is shot in the head  with an adamantium bullet - effectively erasing his memory...
In all of the X-Men movies Wolverine's past is a mystery to him.
True?

Yet in the movie The Wolverine, Logan survives proximity to an atom bomb explosion in World War 2 and in contemporary times remembers a Japanese soldier he saved in World War 2.
How?
He had his memory wiped in the previous movie...

Saturday, 19 December 2015

Re-makes, sequels, etc that didn't quite cut it...


  1. Matrix 2 & 3 (don't know their names)
  2. True Grit
  3. We're No Angels
  4. Naked Gun sequels
  5. Airplane 2
  6. Blade 3
  7. Dark Knight Rises
  8. Star Wars Episodes 1, 2, 3, 7
  9. Return of Jedi
  10. Ewoks: Caravan of Courage
  11. Ocean's 11
  12. Karate Kid 3 onwards
  13. The new Karate Kid (2010)
  14. Riddick
  15. Superman 2 onwards
  16. Back to the Future 2 & 3
  17. Blade Runner re-versions 2-7
  18. Kick-Ass 2
  19. Ghostbusters 2
  20. Mission Impossible movies
  21. X-Files movies
  22. Supergirl (spinoff movie)
  23. Battlestar Galactica TV series 2004
  24. The A-team
  25. Man of Steel
  26. The Hobbit movies
  27. A room with a view
  28. Charlie and the chocolate factory
  29. Herbie
  30. Every Clouseau film that came after A Shot in the Dark
  31. The wicker man
  32. Oz
  33. Around the world in 80 days
  34. The Italian Job
  35. The Thing
  36. Rollerball
  37. Sherlock Holmes (Robert Downey Jr)
  38. Bewitched
  39. Star Trek the motion picture
  40. Star Trek 5 onwards
  41. Most of the Harry Potter movies
  42. Robocop
  43. Total Recall
  44. Terminator 3 onwards
  45. Alien 3 onwards
  46. First Blood 2 onwards
  47. Prometheus
  48. Star Trek: The Original series - season 3
  49. Indiana Jones 4
  50. Smallville
  51. Catwoman (Halle Berry)
  52. Night at the Museum 3
  53. Star Trek: Enterprise
  54. The Truth About Charlie (Charade re-make)
  55. Jurassic Park (and its sequels)
  56. Rear Window
  57. Tim Burton Batman movies (and sequels)
  58. Hulk
  59. Iron Man 2 & 3
  60. Stargate Atlantis
  61. The Avengers: Age of Ultron
  62. Spider-man (both sets of movies)
  63. Leon Redux
  64. Apocalypse Now Redux
  65. Get Carter
  66. Arthur
  67. Alfie
  68. Conan the Destroyer
  69. Predator 2
  70. Fame
  71. Footloose
  72. The Hitcher
  73. The Lethal Weapon series
  74. Conan the Barbarian re-make
  75. Planet of the Apes
  76. Godzilla
  77. Flubber
  78. Psycho
  79. Mr Deeds
  80. Ladykillers
  81. The Haunting
  82. Firefly movie Serenity
  83. Dirty Dancing sequel
  84. Superman Returns (why?)
  85. Jaws 2 onwards
  86. Wall Street sequel
  87. Blues Brothers 2000
  88. Son of the mask
  89. Quantum of Solace
  90. Woody Allen's Casino Royale
  91. Grease 2
  92. Mel Gibson's Hamlet
  93. Pride & Prejudice 
  94. Mel Gibson's The Passion of the Christ
  95. Noah and the Rock Monsters (Russell Crowe)
  96. The Bible
  97. Star Trek movies (Abrams re-boot) 
Feel free to create your own list. 
If you liked any of the above movies, good for you.
Somebody did I guess...

Thursday, 17 December 2015

Too fast, too tedious...

After seeing the trailer for the new Batman film, new Star Trek film and having watched the new Star Wars film I must confess that our tastes aren't really in step with the modern audience.
We could happily watch To Catch a Thief, Harvey, El Cid, a John Hughes film, The Maltese Falcon, The Big Sleep, Star Trek: the original series (seasons 1 & 2), Guardians of the Galaxy, Elizabethtown, Austenland, Kingsman, Maleficent, Amelie, Solaris (almost anything featuring Clooney)... and hundreds more.
The Too Fast, Too Furious style of film numbs us out. Too many stunts, special effects and lousy dialogue. We love a film like The Illusionist... where you have to pay attention and nothing grisly happens. We also love musicals... Into the Woods was great!

Thursday, 4 July 2013

Superman kills

It is hard to imagine Christopher Reeves's Superman causing as much destruction to property and life as the Man of Steel did.

Wednesday, 3 July 2013

Krypton

The Man of Steel depicted Krypton in a manner that borrowed heavily from The Chronicles of Riddick, The Matrix, Star Trek: The Next Generation (The Masterpiece Society episode).

Monday, 17 June 2013

Every woman in The Big Sleep is well turned out

I love the scene in the bookshop where Bogart calls the saleswoman "Pal".


I wonder if all women dressed their best in 1946 or is this just Hollywood?